Top Excuses When Caught Looking At Porn

1.I was thinking of getting pierced down "there" and was just doing some research.

2.I was actually trying to find Armand Fister...you know, from high school.

3.I was just investigating adult content so I would recognize what was NOT appropriate for the workplace.

4.I was just proving to myself that I wasn't gay.

5.I thought the link to Serving Up Hot Girl On Girl Action was a Women's Tennis site.

6.Umm, honey? I downloaded these off of your computer.

7.I needed to sample a color for my Photoshop fleshtone palette.

8.It's not porn. It's a naturalist greeting card from my cousin, uhh, Inga...from Sweden.

9.I was actually rendering characters for a new video game. I just haven't added their clothes yet.

10.I'm just studying these purely scientific pictures for my Anatomy exam tomorrow.