Tuesday, October 11, 2005

What? You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?


When someone asks you that question you can say.......No.

Whiff!™ is a newly-developed systemic fecal deodorizer formula designed to neutralize or diminish the predominant compounds that actually cause fecal odor.

“Why should I care if my poop stinks?” Well, it’s simply out of courtesy for everyone else! If we all participate, and our own poop smells less, then we can count on having fewer encounters with stinky poop from other people.


Are there side effects to Whiff? Whiff has two side effects, one of which disappears after a couple weeks. The bacterial metabolism caused by the FOS in Whiff produces gas and bloating. During the first couple weeks of taking Whiff, you may experience significant flatulence and/or diarrhea. But as the bowel assumes its new, healthier condition, these effects taper off and eventually disappear.
What’s the other side effect? Whiff turns your poop a distinct and rich green color. Green is good. Take A Whiff.

Does not sound like a good idea.

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