Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Wang Ying vs. Chin Dong



Wang Ying or Chin Dong?

String Spinner


This is a cool little time waster. It's the Spirograph for the new millennium.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Does My Ass Look Broken?


Funny pictorial of Eva Lonoria explaining her first time with Tony Parker.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Seven Smurfed


Murders in the Smurf Village investigated by Brainy Smurf. Everyone is a suspect.

Senator Arnold Schwarzenegger


How about this for a publicity photo?

Arnold & the mock finger blast, one of his best poses to date.

Random Facts About Chuck Norris






Growing up in the '80's I was exposed to Hollywood action films of the like they do not produce anymore. Those were the days of Segal, Van Damme, Sly, Arnold, Bronson, Dolph, and of course Chuck Norris. There is a lot about Chuck that I didn't know until I came upon this site.
Click on this link to read the best movie reviews of 80's action films. Must read: the Commando review.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Say "Car Ramrod"


Clip of a Cop who thinks he got short changed at the drive-thur. Reminds me of Rod Farva from Super Troopers. What a dolt!

Recoup It!


When you have done something Absoludicrous and feel shame........Recoup it! That is some solid advice from Dr. T.

Painting of Homer Simpson


I guess this is what Homer would look like if he were real. Creepy!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Celebrity for Lunch



I went to Joey Tomato's in Eau Claire for lunch today and spotted some one from Hollywood. You all probably know that Angelina Jolie is in town but did you know that Robert Duvall is here too? Guess who I saw?
Crappy Robert Duvall! Son of a......Now that I have used up my star sighting I'm fucked to see Angelina.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Home Depot


With adds like this the Home Depot is sure to get my business.

Battle of the Species III


This time: Octopus vs. Shark.

Strip Bowl


Fuck it! Let's go bowling, Dude.

Friday, August 19, 2005

How to Get Ahead


This is why they say you should never get drunk at a company function. Sometimes when people get drunk they become oblivious of their surroundings. Drunks often speak too loud and talk about subjects that are inappropriate. Trust me, I know!
Now that we're on the subject here is the list from the archives.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Punchie the Dog


Punchie? This pooch is a lover not a fighter.

For Every Action........Spin


Here is a cool short from Double Edge Films.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Bait Cars


When I was I VanCity I saw an advertisement banner flying behind a plane that read: "Bait cars are everywhere".

Bait cars are set up by the police to be stolen. They record the carjackers and arrest them on camera. Here is a clip called "The Prayer".

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Tribute to Trash



This is an awesome add for a BBQ in Oregon. It's really a tribute to white trash and the icons of Hillbilly America. So good!

Yo! Gah!


Some day Buddy. It will be a good day. You go Jerry!
Hilarious clip from the yoga studio.

Monday, August 15, 2005

High or Low with Tara Reid


Get drunk with Tara and listen to her lip. "Toss it back like I toss a salad"

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Balloon Bowl


Skate or Die in The Balloon Bowl.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

You Have the AIDS


Another clip from The Family Guy.

Sweet Chase


This is an awesomely choreographed chase scene. Why don't they hire these guys for more movies. Great stunts!

Battle of the Species II


Battle of the Species I

DAISIES DUKE IT OUT


Jessica Simpson or Catherine Bach. Who wears the "Daisy Dukes" best. You be the judge.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Flying Squirrel







Clip of a guy jumping out of a helicopter. Insane!

Oogle w/o Getting Caught


Funny flash game by Milwaukee’s Best beer.

Back to the Grind


Back from a week on the coast. It was nice while it lasted. Our itinerary: VanCity (congrats Pete & Sylvia), Victoria and Tofino.
Tofino is one of those magical places that you never want to leave. I think I will go there once a year from now on.