Monday, October 24, 2005

Top 27 unbelievable facts that most people don’t know (with proof)

17. Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.

Link

Friday, October 21, 2005

Elisha Cuthbert has a problem

SNL Skit: "Get on the Bag!"

I WILL CHAIN YOU TO A PIPE IN A CRAWLSPACE, IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE BAG!!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Wipe Out

Good thing this guy has an umbrella to keep him dry.

The Top 10 Unusual Things Women Look For In A Man

This is a fantastic list of "The Top 10 Unusual Things Women Look For In A Man".

Number 7 is the topper.

Brutally Honest Personals

This guy takes the cake....and eats it too.

Invisible Skateboards

This is so cool!

Adventures of Super Retarded Dog

If you don't want to see this short just by reading the name.........Listen to the theme song.

World Press Photo of the Year

50 year gallery with all the winners of the World Press photo contest. You will recognize many of these famous photos.

The Freaky World of McDonald's Advertising


I was told the other day that Ronald makes frequent visits to the kids at the Children's Hospital. The Marlborough Man and the Canadian Club mascot haven't shown up for some time. I'm surprised that the hospital administration allows such poor role models in to see the kids. I guess money talks..........
Here is a site that has more than you ever wanted to know about McDonald's advertising.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Space


The best photos taken by the Hubble Telescope.

Implosion World

Website of structures being demolished.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Cartoon Short

Adventures of Disastro-Boy

Celebrity Ass Cracks

A Photo Collection

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Mansion Impossible

A great Real Estate game where you buy and sell houses until you are in the mansion.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

What? You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?


When someone asks you that question you can say.......No.

Whiff!™ is a newly-developed systemic fecal deodorizer formula designed to neutralize or diminish the predominant compounds that actually cause fecal odor.

“Why should I care if my poop stinks?” Well, it’s simply out of courtesy for everyone else! If we all participate, and our own poop smells less, then we can count on having fewer encounters with stinky poop from other people.


Are there side effects to Whiff? Whiff has two side effects, one of which disappears after a couple weeks. The bacterial metabolism caused by the FOS in Whiff produces gas and bloating. During the first couple weeks of taking Whiff, you may experience significant flatulence and/or diarrhea. But as the bowel assumes its new, healthier condition, these effects taper off and eventually disappear.
What’s the other side effect? Whiff turns your poop a distinct and rich green color. Green is good. Take A Whiff.

Does not sound like a good idea.

Click the Color and Not the Word

Funny little game to screw wit you mind. Click the color and not the word.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Short Animation

I like these

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Steven Segal


Seagal used to do the Dew. But now he has his own energy drink.




Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

Maybe this will help him from running like a Wuss.

Top Excuses When Caught Looking At Porn

1.I was thinking of getting pierced down "there" and was just doing some research.

2.I was actually trying to find Armand Fister...you know, from high school.

3.I was just investigating adult content so I would recognize what was NOT appropriate for the workplace.

4.I was just proving to myself that I wasn't gay.

5.I thought the link to Serving Up Hot Girl On Girl Action was a Women's Tennis site.

6.Umm, honey? I downloaded these off of your computer.

7.I needed to sample a color for my Photoshop fleshtone palette.

8.It's not porn. It's a naturalist greeting card from my cousin, uhh, Inga...from Sweden.

9.I was actually rendering characters for a new video game. I just haven't added their clothes yet.

10.I'm just studying these purely scientific pictures for my Anatomy exam tomorrow.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

On the Streets of America

It seems pretty easy to make a fool of the average American. Australia is a continent......can you find it on a map?

Beer Looter Dude


Remember this guy? Now there is a whole website dedicated to him. Go to the pictures and browse through the wonderful world of PhotoShop

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

More Games

The Fly. Use the arrow keys to collect the blue orbs.

Saturn's moon Hyperion


Wow! The resolution of this picture is incredible. There are lots of other galleries on the website.
Go to the Saturn gallery.

Mega Time Waster

Do not click on this link if you are not prepared to F the D. I love these mindbender games. I haven't figured this one out yet. Might take awhile.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Smoking Hot Waitresses

Find the hot waitresses in your town. Cut your stalking time in half.

Got a few Calgary entries. Looks like the Back Alley for happy hour then to Outlaws to finish the night.........again!

This website is comprised of photos that waitresses have sent in of themselves. Doesn't it seem a bit vain to send your own photo into a website called Smoking Hot Waitresses. I think the site should be called Stupid Bimbos with Fake Racks.

Now don't get me wrong.....there are few things I like more than having a beautiful bar maid serving me. I will frequent a bar knowing that she is there. There is something about a really hot waitress who is employed only to bring you cold pints that makes you come back for more. And it doesn't hurt if she has a huge rack.