Erik Estrada's Life in Hell

Is this what happens to washed up actors? I couldn't imagine it getting any worse for Erik. He looks like he's enjoying it.........don't ya think?

If you thought Erik Estrada was a bad actor you'll change your mind after viewing the 6 pages of him hugging for cash at a turkey convention.

Fire Marshall Bill

You can see a little of what developed into Ace Ventura in this character.

Science Photographic Awards

Here are the top 10 Visions of Science

Cow vs Little Dogs

Funny how some little dogs have the courage of lions. Unfortunately for them they should have known their physical limitations too.

Try to Get All the RayRay to Stand

Not as easy as you might think.

Choose Your Own Adventure

This time it's cartoon style. Read the instructions or you'll get lost.

Great Short Animations

I like the way these animations have a creepy feel to them. At any moment you think something scary might happen........and it does.

Candy is a pre-Halloween short.

If you liked it then you will enjoy
The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Absolutely Everyone (Even The Postman)

Both are created by a woman named Katy Towell. Click here to see her site.

New PBF Comics

A few new PBF comics.

Top 10 Female Streakers

Well written list of the Top Ten Female Streakers.

(NSFW)

Surf that Wave

Crazy surf video.

When Bad Goes to Worse

Just when you think it is as bad as it can get.............it gets worse

Let's Play 'I Never'

Another clip from the Family Guy. It's great how they allow these clips on the internet.

PhotoShop

PhotoShop is an amazing program. I had a copy of 7.0 once and couldn't do shit with it. I wish I had the patience to become proficient. But I do not. Here are some sweet pictures of hybrid animals.

Speaking of hybrid animals........check out the PhotoShop genius of Ryan B. on the left. Aaron is soon to be married and this Saturday is his last hurrah.

New Orleans Finder/Looter

The Aristocrats

The Aristocrats is a new movie that is currently in theaters. This unique celebration of standup comedy, which calls on some of the biggest talent in the business, challenges its participants to tell their version of the well-known, utterly obscene joke called The Aristocrats.

I had never heard this joke before Cartman from South Park told it. I think I'll catch this movie on the weekend. (NSFW)

Catch up next week for the review.

What the Heck is Happening to My Genitals?

Paulie and the Puberty Pals have got some explaining to do.

Playing with Time

Playing With Time is a cool website featuring time lapse and slow motion video. Under 'features' click 'to see and do', then gallery. There are 9 pages of slow-mo shit.

Speak to the People

Hire Harlan McCraney to write your next speech. This clip is a gem.

Winter is Coming

Look towards the west and you can see the white peaks of the front ranges. Summer is over and within a month we will have snow in Calgary. Time to get the legs in shape for ski season.

Talk Like a Pirate Day

In case you didn't know....Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarrr!

Here are the top 10 pick-up lines for use on I.T.L.P.D.

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1.Prepare to be boarded.

Burned - To the Third Degree

When strange things happen in today's world you have to wonder...........is there a camera recording me? This guy get soooo taken. He didn't have a chance.

The Lost Formats Preservation Society

It's sole purpose is to save formats from obscurity.

Jessica Alba Blows My Mind

Jessica Alba is the hottest woman in Hollywood. I love how she flaunts her assets on the beaches and there are photographers to take pictures of her..... bent over.

Made it to Google

Check out result #5. I made it on a Google search!

Ball Bounce Challenge

Level 7 of Ball Bounce is impossible to beat........if you can even make it that far.

Karma Ghost

This is a great cartoon short all about Karma.
(Click "watch this movie" after the jump)

Your Wife Called

Pop Star vs. Porn Star

I only scored 70% (350 points) I guess I need to watch more porn.

(click picture)

Post Secret

Post Secret is an amazing Blog. People mail in their secrets on homemade postcards.
Linked through Claire's Homeroom.

Parco's Watching

This is a great game.

Ipecac and the Guy

Ipecac is a medicinal preparation made from the dried roots and rhizomes of this shrub that is used to induce vomiting, particularly in cases of poisoning and drug overdose.

Without even knowing what the stuff is he drinks it for $500. It hits him in mid-sentence.

I had never heard of this medicine before today. Here is a Family Guy clip involving the same stuff.

The Ladder Theory

The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex.

Earth Departure Movie

The Mercury-bound MESSENGER spacecraft captured several stunning images of Earth during a gravity assist swingby of its home planet on Aug. 2, 2005. Several hundred images, taken with the wide-angle camera in MESSENGER’s Mercury Dual Imaging System (MDIS), were sequenced into a movie documenting the view from MESSENGER as it departed Earth.

Download the movie........It looks computer animated but it is real.

A Robot From Outerspace Ate My Homework

Here is a cool short animation from the Vancouver Film School.

The Five-Knuckle Shuffle on the Old Piss Pipe

The World's Largest Collection of Male Masturbation Synonyms:

Underarm javelin in the meat Olympics
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
Taking a five minute vacation south of the border

The list goes on and on...............

iGod - Repenting made easy

Talk with God.
Find out stuff.
Repent your sins.
Go to Heaven.
Done & Done.

Where Are They Now & Did They Get Hot?

Childhood starlets all grown up. Where are they now and more importantly........did they get hot?

Tourette's Guy

Great site with video of Danny.............the guy with Tourette's Syndrome. I love his uniform.

Beavis in the Flesh

Sweet mugshot Butthead.........I mean Beavis.

Terrence: Clever Kid, but Dead

Click on the picture to link

Animated Boobies

Not exactly what you might think.........better! This page takes a little while to load but it is worth it.

Gas

The gas prices topped $1.14/L this weekend in Calgary. I can't believe it. I remember filling up the Malibu at 39.9 cents. I guess that was a long time ago.
Thinking about buying a moped or a SmartCar........mmm maybe I'll just get me one of these.

Scuba is Good for the Soul

Free Running - Street Stunts

This group pulls off some crazy stunts. Check out their website and click on the Vids tab at the top of the page.