Bad Girlfriends: A Guide

"Do you need something off that shelf?"
The tall girlfriend/short boyfriend combo not only makes the couple uncomfortable but kind of creeps out all the people around them. It's just unnatural and rarely works out--just ask Billy Joel. Some women claim that the preference is born of man's immature desire to feel superior to women, but in actuality, the distance between the boobs and vagina on a tall girl offends man's inherent sense of laziness.

Someone Has A Lot Of Time On Their Hands

A recreation of Star Wars using nothing but hands.

Colored Smoke

Cool gallery of Colored Smoke

Someone for Everyone

This clip is called "Horse Humper" - and please believe me when I say the title is easily the least disturbing part of the clip. My God.

Freeloader's Guide to Easy Living - Drinking

Great educational short on how to get drunk without paying.

The Gapminder Ineractive Map

This is the most interesting map I have seen on the web. You can change the color, size even the indicators on the axis.

Busted!

Creation vs Evolution

The creation vs. evolution debate is a question of origins. How did we get here? Were we created or did we evolve randomly? Are we the product of purposeful intelligence or are we merely the end result of countless cosmic accidents? This website is a simple voting poll with one of the most important questions which has to be answered by humankind. Please show your opinion by clicking one of the two buttons above.

The numbers at the time of this post:

16 973 for Creation
20 760 for Evolution

Bowl-o-rama

I aced my knee skiing the other weekend and I'm afarid I can even bowl. Not sure if these bowlers are drunk........I hope so.

Al Bundy likes his women skinny

8:15 of Al Bundy cutting down obese women........funny

Violence of the Lambs

Watch this trailer for the upcoming movie Black Sheep.

Female Celebrities That Look Like Male Celebrities

Back from the Holiday hiatus.
Ashlee Simpson vs. Diamond Dave.......Classic!

Breaking Down Stupid

Happy New Year!

Examining the retards that drive the rest of us insane.